I did the Macarena with myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
HEHEHE...this is pretty fuuny.....Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball ball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual
Red------------because the voices told me to
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself
Purple---------because I'm cool
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family
Brown--------because I was high
Other-------because I'm a ninja
None--------because I can't control myself
Yuppers, good times....
posted by Kimberly Anne @ 12:23 PM
8 Comments:
hahahah
I danced with an ipod because im a ninja!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL...some of these are just so awesome....
Wes - I ran over a ninja...
Ken - I sang to my neighbour...
Joey - I loved a monster...(after that who cares what color your shirt is).
Kelsey - I sang to a gangster because that's how I roll.
and my favorite...Dad - I murdered my dog because I was drunk.
Ahhh...life is good.
i sang to my dog because thats how i roll... um that sentence doesn't sound odd it me in the least.
seriously, it's how i roll.
oh dear god, your dad's is awesome..
Yes TGP that is how you roll
i love kim's dad too!! i really want to say something about joey loving a monster.. but ya.. kinda inappropriate. teehee.
hahahaha TGP thats great!!!
i kicked a banana because i am cool like that
I murdered my dog because that's how I roll. True dat
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