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My Alcoholoscope!

It's like a horoscope, but for alcholics......

CANCER's Drinking Style

Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer (or six) can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up a vanilla vodka and soda.


Yeah, I disagree with some of it too, like the part about being 'weepy when lubricated', that never happens. But the rest of it.....


The picture is from The Great Grande Praire Road Trip 2003. I believe it was the 'Beer Tower' night. This is no way demonstartes lushery though....So there.

posted by Kimberly Anne @ 7:07 PM